Do you remember when I decided I wanted to add some white-trash to my wardrobe, and you told me in a way that made it clear that you didn't care for it and felt I was being ridiculous that I had succeeded?
I've decided I like it anyway, so I'm going ahead with it. Remember that enormous, hideous pink bag I had? I've gotten another one. Next: cork wedges.
Also, you're a twit. Go trim your beard, clown.